panic-at-the-discount-store:

I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms

2 weeks ago — 363696 notes, via / source | about me

clcero:

i dont even have guilty pleasures anymore i just like stuff and if people have a problem with that they can go fuck themselves

4 weeks ago — 217549 notes, via / source | preach about me

kofukuebisus:

when a friend asks u about something that youre obsessed with

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highlyover-rated:

Have you ever bullshitted an assignment so hard you basically laugh after every sentence you write




ISFJs are loyal, orderly, and sensitive. They can be very shy around people they don’t know, but are the ones who will always remember your birthday and are never accidentally offensive. (x)


  • friend: i watched an episode of the thing you like
  • me: oh god
  • me: i am about to tell you literally everything about the thing
2 months ago — 131103 notes, via / source | about me

“There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it.”
Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? (And Other Concerns) by Mindy Kaling

“i am mine.
before i am ever anyone else’s.”
in, nayyirah waheed