schmergo:

schmergo:

I want a movie about a guy who runs for president and wins but then suddenly realizes that he doesn’t want to be president, so he just starts doing ridiculous things all the time trying to get impeached, but it NEVER WORKS because they always miraculously end up being the right thing to do. Like, he declares war on Canada? Next day it turns out that Canada had secret plans to nuke Washington. he bans Doritos? Turns out they’re the number one cause of cancer and natural disasters. He sends his vice president to jail? Turns out the VP was a terrorist in disguise. He has 100% approval rating, most popular president ever.

I’ve decided that I want him to be played by Jeff Goldblum. 


Matthew (Matt) Lewis | ’The Rise’ Promotional Photoshoot [2013]


junjihyun:

deluminator:

christoph waltz still lookin like the best lowkey sugardaddy of all time 



lalondes:

pajamaben:

stealing is a crime AND drugs is a crime too BUT if you steal drugs the two crimes cancel out and it is like basically doing a good. trust me i am a lawyerman

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Yesterday on a Reddit “Ask Me Anything”, Harrison Ford answered the most controversial Star Wars question as if he had never stopped playing the role of Han Solo. 


WHY DOES THIS MAKE ME SO HAPPY EVERYTIME I SEE IT


Total lunar eclipse for the Americas on April 14th 15th 2014


#I just let out the most embarrassing goddamn sound